He slams the door, he stomps his feet
he sends me to bed with zilch to eat
But my stepdad's not mean hes just adjusting
His temper's bad and he's a slob
He's bitter because he lost his job
But my stepdad's not mean hes just adjusting
So three cheers for the man that i proudly call stan
he's not quite a dad or a brother
yes he gets cross, but he's still the boss
and besides he takes care of my mother
so be patient with new friends like stan
its not easy to be mom's second man
But my stepdad's not mean hes just adjusting
he sends me to bed with zilch to eat
But my stepdad's not mean hes just adjusting
His temper's bad and he's a slob
He's bitter because he lost his job
But my stepdad's not mean hes just adjusting
So three cheers for the man that i proudly call stan
he's not quite a dad or a brother
yes he gets cross, but he's still the boss
and besides he takes care of my mother
so be patient with new friends like stan
its not easy to be mom's second man
But my stepdad's not mean hes just adjusting